Old Grizzly Beard Tamer & Mr Bumgrope’s Moustache Wax
Tame the beast on your chin!
Do you wish you could sculpt your beard into fun-loving shapes or do you just wish to control the unruly hairs that grow on your face and keep them in place?
The Moustache Wax and Beard Tamer can also be used for a variety of other uses – including the seduction of the female species through the magic art of massage and foot rubs, lubricating a stuck chainsaw and giving the old leather boots a bit of TLC.
Do you wish you could sculpt your upper lip hair into a fine example of a handlebar moustache or do you just wish to control the unruly hairs that grow on your face?
If you or the men in your life have a moustache – then this is the product for you. This fine tin of Mr. Bumgrope’s Moustache Wax is man-made from natural ingredients. A mixture of 100% natural beeswax sourced from the finest New Zealand bees and 100% Organic Extra-Virgin Raw Coconut Oil from Samoa – making it 200% organically awesome.